20 5 / 2013
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.
FUCKING THANK YOU.
(via lady-maddie-moo-cow)
20 5 / 2013
Do you ever feel like just really annoyed and you feel like arguing and disagreeing with everyone and feel like being a sarcastic butt to everyone and then you feel bad because you hurt someone’s feelings but then continue to be a little bitch?
19 5 / 2013
Love being called a “fucking midget” for doing my job ….. Keep in mind this midget can kick your fat ass from the cash register out the the door in three point two seconds :D have a nice day !
Just because you are bigger than me does not make you better than me.
17 5 / 2013
"Relationships don’t work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won’t they? And then they finally do, and they’re happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren’t right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I’m telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven’t. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, y’know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don’t care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line is: it’s couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don’t let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it’s right, and they’re real lucky, one of them will say something."
17 5 / 2013
17 5 / 2013
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
I was still in the womb, but my parents tell me stories. So many stories. My mom, while pregnant with me, fought them off with large bibles and a fire hose.
(Source: brennablueskies, via professor-penquinn)
17 5 / 2013
17 5 / 2013
Well the co manager sent me home last night. Told me I needed to get some sleep and not to worry about work. Probably the nicest thing anyone has done for me in a while. It was also nice that the other people I work with were fine with this. They gave me a hug and said good night. 0.0 I must have looked like total shit yesterday.
